JERSEY SHORE

Droppin Like Flies

So if you've never watched Jersey Shore (Guido Problems) theres something wrong with you. If you've never heard of it? Go jump off a cliff. I kid, I kid. So in last weeks episode Vinny aka Vincenzo decided to leave seaside and head back home due to anxiety. (I liked Vinny not my fav. but I still liked him) So in his honour Pauly D decides to smash a girl.

Smash - To partake in sexual intercourse with someone. 

Pauly D upset because Vinny has left.
"Saad Toymes" Jersey Accent. 

Snookie and Deena (Team Meatball) decided to have a meatball day by going out in the daytime to get completely drunk literally dancing till their underwear falls off. Body Shots, Dancing on tables you know like what my Grandma used to do in her day. (Love you Nan) 

So with house music, tequilla shots and dancing like crazy can only result in meatball problems. Being that Snooki has to be literally carried home because she's so completely out of it. Falling over doesn't help either    

Pauly D turns 31, really 31 aren't you a bit too old for this? Nah he doesnt look it though i'll give him that. However its his birthday so his family comes to see him they go out for dinner la di da and its also Mike "The Situation's" bday but due to his instigating no one really likes him in the house. Kinda feel bad for him though. They didnt even make him a cake if that was me I would have been *KISSED* (guess the word) and I probably would have destroyed the house in a violent rage. 

So next weeks episode looks like fun. Pauly D's birthday continues with a big party and a stripper "YEAAAHHH BUDDDY" and from the looks of it Sammi Sweetheart gets into a fight at the club" 

Catch Jersey Shore on MTV  or online if you cant afford cable.